Pastries not Patriarchy

You know what’s not cool? The patriarchy.
You know what’s cool? Cinnamon rolls.
And eclairs, croissants, apple scroll, macaroons, strudel… mmm.
While we can’t spend all our time thinking about the good stuff in life, is sure makes a sweet change from ongoing efforts to eradicate a system of oppression.
Join the revolution with this deliciously decadent treat that will have you drooling. A punny message that will make you laugh, and yet… Pun-tastic and alliterative, this wordplay will have you in stitches.
The best way to get rid of patriarchy is through delicious cinnamon rolls. Feminism never tasted so good!
(Patriarchy is a social system in which males hold primary power and predominate in roles of political leadership, moral authority, social privilege and control of property.  Down with the patriarchy. )